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(THIS BLOG IS NOT AFFLIATED WITH NOR DOES IT REPRESENT VALUE VILLAGE) Welcome to the (Value) Village Art Gallery. I’m your host, Curator SadHoboClown, and I will be your guide throughout the tour. Here you will find, free of charge, some of the most fantastic and awe-inspiring paintings ever gazed upon by the eyes of mankind. Our intention here is not to make anyone feel bad for having possibly created what many would consider to be bad art: I myself am a would-be artist and I’ve done some truly terrible things with paint and canvas, for which my conscience still plagues me. However: I honestly believe that most of the paintings you will see here can be considered charming: in them you are able to see the stumbling, tottering baby-steps that various artists have taken in the process of learning how to do something they’ve perhaps never done before. The point is that most people can only get better at something if they start out not better at something, right? So even if I’m being a bit of a wise-ass at times, bear in mind that it’s all in fun. Bad Art is still Art! (DISCLAIMER: THIS SITE AND ALL ITS CONTENTS ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. DON'T HAVE A COW, MAN!!!)

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Marbleized Art (Acrylic or Latex or Something on Canvas)


Today I have decided that, henceforth, I’m no longer going to install any of these marbleized thingies into the (V)VAG. You wanna know why? Because in my mind they are all starting to run together. No pun intended. Seriously. The second one (see above) was looking so familiar that I had to go back through a few hundred installations to make sure this hadn’t already been added a few months or years ago. It’s a problem. You might be surprised to hear it, but in regard to these little objets d’arte: “Sometimes They Come Back” (shudder!) It is true! There have been at least two occasions when I found the same painting at VV twice, months and months apart. When (apparently? I would assume?) someone bought it on a whim, then realized they made a terrible terrible mistake, and re-donated it right back to the Flying Dutchman of Art that is (Value) Village.

Anyway. šŸ‘€ Feast Your Eyes šŸ‘€ on the last oil-slick-looking paintings you will ever find here again. I promise!

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