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(THIS BLOG IS NOT AFFLIATED WITH NOR DOES IT REPRESENT VALUE VILLAGE) Welcome to the (Value) Village Art Gallery. I’m your host, Curator SadHoboClown, and I will be your guide throughout the tour. Here you will find, free of charge, some of the most fantastic and awe-inspiring paintings ever gazed upon by the eyes of mankind. Our intention here is not to make anyone feel bad for having possibly created what many would consider to be bad art: I myself am a would-be artist and I’ve done some truly terrible things with paint and canvas, for which my conscience still plagues me. However: I honestly believe that most of the paintings you will see here can be considered charming: in them you are able to see the stumbling, tottering baby-steps that various artists have taken in the process of learning how to do something they’ve perhaps never done before. The point is that most people can only get better at something if they start out not better at something, right? So even if I’m being a bit of a wise-ass at times, bear in mind that it’s all in fun. Bad Art is still Art! (DISCLAIMER: THIS SITE AND ALL ITS CONTENTS ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. DON'T HAVE A COW, MAN!!!)

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Flowers in Vase (Acrylic on Canvas)


I fully intended (like, fulllllly intended) to give this one a double-barrel of my usual snarky, Seinfeld-y and almost entirely mean-spirited reviews. But then I decided that this person just might’ve been trying his or her best. And since no gnomes, Northern Lights, Birch Trees or Mountain Scenes were involved, wellll I guess I just don’t feel like being mean. Or not very mean, at least.

Artist: moving forward, use less (much less) blue, pink and/or purple when painting. Even if you’re painting something that actually IS blue pink or purple. Those three colors are the Unholy Trinity of Bad Painting. Avoid them as you would a relative wanting to borrow money, or a home security monitoring system salesman walking through your neighborhood with his aluminum clipboard and weed vape.

Other than that, you’re on your own.

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