Blue Penguin (Acrylic on Canvas)

It’s awful, but it’s awful in a slightly-interesting way. I can’t explain it. Don’t get me wrong: I dislike this intensely. But not in the way I usually dislike bad art.

EMBARRASSINGLY ENOUGH: this utterly charming little objet de arte happens to be our 300th exhibit here at the World-Famous (Value) Village Art Gallery. Someone throw some confetti and blow a party whistle or something. “FWEEEEET!!!”