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(THIS BLOG IS NOT AFFLIATED WITH NOR DOES IT REPRESENT VALUE VILLAGE) Welcome to the (Value) Village Art Gallery. I’m your host, Curator SadHoboClown, and I will be your guide throughout the tour. Here you will find, free of charge, some of the most fantastic and awe-inspiring paintings ever gazed upon by the eyes of mankind. Our intention here is not to make anyone feel bad for having possibly created what many would consider to be bad art: I myself am a would-be artist and I’ve done some truly terrible things with paint and canvas, for which my conscience still plagues me. However: I honestly believe that most of the paintings you will see here can be considered charming: in them you are able to see the stumbling, tottering baby-steps that various artists have taken in the process of learning how to do something they’ve perhaps never done before. The point is that most people can only get better at something if they start out not better at something, right? So even if I’m being a bit of a wise-ass at times, bear in mind that it’s all in fun. Bad Art is still Art! (DISCLAIMER: THIS SITE AND ALL ITS CONTENTS ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. DON'T HAVE A COW, MAN!!!)

Monday, December 1, 2025

Windy Dress Girl in Moonlight (Acrylic on Canvas)


I feel like I’m being trolled. Here we have yet another painting with way too much black, blue and purple. I blame Smart Phones and their pesky apps and the companies that market them. Have you SEEN how many phone app icons are blue?!? It’s insane. I wind up searching and searching for an app that is right in front of me, because almost all of the icons on my phone’s screen look the same: 75% of them are BLUE! 

In advertising and logo-designing, blue is everywhere because it tests as a soothing, relaxing color for most people. It’s true. Google it!

Blue, and black, and purple have the opposite effect on me. Especially when on a canvas. What is the opposite of soothing? Enraging. And relaxing? Agitating.

Anyway, this is fairly typical “young girl” art. I’m willing to bet money that the artist is somewhere between 13 and 18 years old. I could be wrong though. I’m not right 100% of the time. It’s probably closer to ehhh somewhere around 94.5% of the time.

So anyway. Sue. Listen to me. Stop painting this Bratz doll / Billie Eyelash / TicTak garbage art. I’m almost certain you have something within you that is actually worth saying with paint and canvas. 

You can do it!

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