Stupid Christmas Gnome (Acrylic on Canvas)

…but in this case, it’s a Halloween Gnome maybe? With a Magical Transparent Pumpkin Stem even! And an (almost) Transparent Arm. All in glorious brown, orange, gray and white. Pfft.

I’m just kidding. This gnome could be 100% opaque and painted by Van Gogh onto the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in Technicolor and I would still hate it. These creatures are a nuisance. They should be rounded up and exterminated in large numbers.