Bible and Grapes (Acrylic on Canvas)

I really can’t figure out what that whispy-looking thing is that is sitting on top of the larger book: is it a toupee?

Snowman (Acrylic on Canvas)

 (Profanity Warning)

https://youtu.be/k48LcWSuKZE

Another One Of These Things (A Substance on A Surface)

It has been a really slow couple of weeks for art.

This…object…is not actively bad, or actively good: it simply exists, in a “taking up physical space in reality” kind of way. 

It just is.

Colorblind Sloganeering (Acrylic on Canvas)

Black. Grey. And Beige.

I just can’t…

Dandelion (Acrylic on Canvas)

@#$%&!

(For the post-Social Media generation: what you’re seeing above is how comic book characters used to cuss, otherwise known as grawlixes. Google it.)

Flowers, Etc. (Acrylic on Canvas)

Yeahhhh…umm…these are, well, just not that great.

I’m assuming someone had fun doing these. And that’s cool. More power to you, artistic-type person. But…as owner and curator of this online art museum I see a lot of these very very very similar paintings. And these are, well, like I said, just not that great.

My usual advice in situations such as this: Artist: go watch “Lust For Life” and “The Horse’s Mouth”. After so doing: if you still want to paint, channel Gulley Jimson and paint from the gut. Then get back to me afterwards.

What In God’s Name Is This?!? (Acrylic on Canvas)

 Seriously. What the hell?!?

Mushroom House (Acrylic on Canvas)

I feel rather ill looking at this. I think it’s the color combination. Whew.

Landscape (Acrylic on Canvas Board)

(All of today’s installations are from as far back as the last week of October: I’ve been slacking a bit):

This one is fairly basic but I think it’s charming. Good job :)