Audrey II (maaaybe Oil on Canvas?)

If the ones at the bottom burst into song I’m getting the hell out of here…

Orange Hydrangeas (Oil on Canvas)

This is why I do what I do. Sure it’s fun to needle clueless aspiring artists, but it’s even more fun to find something like this. It’s so good I thought it was fake at first. But no: it’s the real deal. And the fact that it’s signed by “Jonny” (Sonny? Sbany?) would seem to indicate that it is legit “amateur human person” created art. It speaks to me. I love it. Another one I’ll regret not buying.

Desert Island (or Setting Sun)

There’s a REASON these things are finding their way to Value Village you know…

Framistat Whotzit (Acrylic on Canvas)

 Your guess is as good as mine…

Upside-Down Grand Piano in Lake (Effluvium on Corrugated Tin)

 It’s actually Acrylic on Canvas. But you probably already knew that…

UFO in Monkey Grass (acrylic on etc etc)

“Eep Opp Ork Ahh Ahh…”

Uhhhhh (blood on stretched human skin)

 I just don’t know man…

Mountain Lake (oil on canvas)

(Value Village Art Gallery Favorite)

Another one I’ll regret not having bought. This is easily in my Top 3 so far. Really nice. M. Crumbley: you made my day :)